fogey-osity

noun. A quality found in geezers, coots, grandpas--and, for some reason--Pinkerton the cat.

Real citation: "@MissCellany have them, have them. May I compound my fogey-osity further by also declaring it "most excellent"? Thank you so much."
(Nov. 26, 2009, Rachael Beale, Twitter, http://twitter.com/FlossieTeacake/statuses/6094020947)

Made-up citation: "I'm not old yet, but I have plenty of fogey-osity. I even nuked my own lawn just to get the kids off it."

fan-muppet-tastic

adj. A kid-friendly version of fan-fucking-tastic.

Real citation: "@Messshy I've been chatting to Sharon Corr about it and RTed on youtube...*name drop* It's fan-muppet-tastic!!! Can't stop watching it! x"
(Nov. 27, 2009, Andalucian Kitty, Twitter, http://twitter.com/AndalucianKitty/statuses/6125134250)

Made-up citation: "Kids today think Elmo is fan-muppet-tastic... But they don't know what I know. In the seventies, Elmo lived on coke and Satanism--and that was on a good day."

sweet-potato-pie-gasm

noun. A moment of joy. And gluttony. And pie.

Real citation: "sweet-potato-pie-gasm"
(Nov. 27, 2009, rachael1042, Twitter, http://twitter.com/rachael1042/statuses/6124476220)

Made-up citation: "I need a wife who can give me multiple sweet-potato-pie-gasms. I won't settle for reverse cowgirl."

journalist-ic-y-ish

adj. All the news that's fit-y-ish to print.

Real citation: "Palin whines: Couric asked 12 different times about abortion. It's called "follow-up," Ma'am. It's journalist-ic-y-ish stuff."
(Nov. 16, 2009, Andy Cobb, Twitter, http://twitter.com/andycobb/statuses/5779533973)

Made-up citation: "My background is journalist-ic-y-ish... In fact, I was the first American journalist to report on the smurf-leprechaun war. Suck on that, CNN."

nu-diddly-ude

adj. Ned Flanders in Playgirl?

Real citation: "Nu-diddly-ude. I still laugh at the irony that the Playboy CEO is named Flanders http://is.gd/52Fp8- #immaturity #simpsons"
(Nov. 24, 2009, Kevin Kosh, Twitter, http://twitter.com/kidko92/statuses/6010545319)

Made-up citation: "In college, I was nu-diddly-ude in a play. I'd do it again, if howler monkeys started yodeling out of my butt."

name-pun-mageddon

noun. Doctors call this a major, major, major "owie".

Real citation: "Flavor Flav's hype-disbelief LIES, Twin Peaks and Joy Orbison's name-pun-mageddon: http://bit.ly/fwlVv"
(Nov. 19, 2009, A New Band a Day, Twitter, http://twitter.com/ANewBandADay/statuses/5862981964)

Made-up citation: "I'll take a blood-pocalypse over a name-pun-mageddon any day. I have a low tolerance for pain."

over-butter-ization

noun. Is there such a thing? I'm an atheist on the matter.

Real citation: "@Colorhungry please tell me where to join! I'm officially nauseated from over-butter-ization of the corny-ness."
(Nov. 14, 2009, Josie Maurer, Twitter, http://twitter.com/YumYucky/statuses/5723193347)

Made-up citation: "Don't blame the cook for over-butter-ization. Blame him for snorkeling your wife. Priorities, dude!"